| 21 Aug 2025 |
 emily | there's ArangoDB. which I have an open PR dropping | 21:48:22 |
| emily | (because it's on an ancient version and pinned to old GCC) | 21:48:30 |
| emily | but maybe it's good if you're not on an ancient version | 21:48:47 |
 K900 | I mean if we're talking servers | 21:49:29 |
| K900 | There's the Postgres thing | 21:49:35 |
| emily | "I understood, sorry but now we only have manual fault injection in our regular tests" never mind | 21:49:34 |
| emily | yeah probably what actually makes sense is gluing a triple query language to SQLite | 21:50:09 |
| K900 | Apache AGE | 21:50:16 |
| emily | but at that point you might as well just write the SQL because it's not that bad | 21:50:27 |
| K900 | Is the Postgres thing | 21:50:34 |
| K900 | But honestly sqlite is like | 21:50:36 |
| K900 | Fine | 21:50:37 |
| emily | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gremlin_(query_language) | 21:51:16 |
| emily | 
Download image.png | 21:51:21 |
| emily | kde ass looking mascot | 21:51:23 |
| K900 | You know | 21:51:59 |
| K900 | I was going to say that the KDE ones are not this bad | 21:52:08 |
| K900 | But the more I look at it the more I kinda see it | 21:52:16 |
| emily | well they made Konqi cute | 21:52:30 |
| emily | 
Download image.png | 21:52:50 |
| emily | I remember this | 21:52:53 |
| K900 | I think what's actually getting me is the colors and specifically the colored outlines | 21:53:03 |
| emily |
Life was super simple, and things only changed slowly, much slower than what happened in Proprietaryland across the Belief Ocean.
But one day, a wizard, or pyjama-loving computer scientist, named Kandalf,
learning about Konqi lore
| 21:53:33 |
| K900 | Hey that was an upgrade over kandalf | 21:53:43 |
| emily | I didn't even know about Kandalf but I guess he's still canon | 21:54:08 |
| K900 | Kandalf was the mascot before Konqi | 21:54:31 |
| K900 | Like in KDE 1.0 days | 21:54:36 |
| emily |
- Obviously, the story here is fictional and the intention is to bring some charm and laughter to the community.
| 21:58:42 |
| emily | thank god they clarify that the konqi lore is not real | 21:58:50 |
| 22 Aug 2025 |
| K900 | OK I'm actually kinda surprised by the lack of screaming | 07:17:58 |
