| 2 Nov 2024 |
 emily | I have an Oracle Cloud account – apparently those are different | 01:38:00 |
 Tomodachi94 (they/them) | Oh that's what I have too 🫠 | 01:38:18 |
| emily | 
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| emily | 🤡 | 01:38:59 |
| emily | it's not even unhappy about the TLD – it doesn't want me to say "oracle" | 01:39:14 |
| emily | 
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| Tomodachi94 (they/them) | You want to do Javacard stuff? Hah! Give me everything I'd need to impersonate you sans social security and stuff, and you have a deal | 01:41:04 |
| Tomodachi94 (they/them) | Is Oracle even around these days? | 01:41:45 |
| emily | like, what kind of around? | 01:42:31 |
| Tomodachi94 (they/them) | Do they still employ people? Do they make anything? | 01:43:09 |
| emily | they're, like, one of the largest companies in the world | 01:43:12 |
| emily | they make licensing fees | 01:43:26 |
| emily | off of gullible enterprises | 01:43:28 |
| Tomodachi94 (they/them) | In reply to@emilazy:matrix.org
they're, like, one of the largest companies in the world Oh sorry I'm tired | 01:43:32 |
| emily | and the worst cloud | 01:43:41 |
| emily | and uhh, MySQL | 01:43:47 |
| Tomodachi94 (they/them) | Oh and Solaris apparently!? | 01:44:38 |
| emily | yes, they bought Sun | 01:44:45 |
| emily | commercial Solaris is ~irrelevant now though: all the actual people who made it great are working on Illumos and derivatives now | 01:45:17 |
| emily | (fka OpenSolaris) | 01:45:22 |
| emily | their ZFS has diverged from the OpenZFS everyone uses, etc. | 01:45:35 |
| Tomodachi94 (they/them) | Fun times we live in | 01:46:04 |
| emily | 
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| emily | let me download the damn JDK! | 01:46:26 |
| emily | I'm quite sure nobody is using this JavaCard thing because it's impossible to | 01:46:39 |
| emily | the site literally won't let you download the Oracle JDK version we require | 01:47:05 |
| Tomodachi94 (they/them) | Oh, good thing I'm about to submit a PR that drops it | 01:47:38 |
| emily | okay the link in https://gist.github.com/wavezhang/ba8425f24a968ec9b2a8619d7c2d86a6?permalink_comment_id=3601058#gistcomment-3601058 works | 01:47:45 |
| Tomodachi94 (they/them) | Should we migrate javacard-devkit to by-name in the PR that makes it use OpenJDK /hj | 01:48:55 |
| emily | you gotta just delete it 😂 | 01:49:45 |
