| 13 Mar 2026 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | Because it's more exciting that way, I guess. | 23:39:36 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | I know it's tempting to speculate, but actually knowing is more fun. | 23:40:00 |
waltmck | I'm a PhD student working on machine learning. Just 6 months ago I presented a spotlight oral paper at ICML. You don't know anything about me | 23:40:24 |
waltmck | I'm not sure where this ad hominem is coming from, I don't think I've been disrespectful to you | 23:41:00 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | Not only does knowing, prevent you from seeming like Sam Altman talking about how we should build dyson spheres, (a literal physics in-joke), it also means you can focus on what you can actually use them for. Like alt text captioning and translation. | 23:41:11 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | They are not comparable to human brains. Just don't. | 23:41:27 |
waltmck | Got it, great argument | 23:42:06 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | ML can produce machines that do know how to play chess. | 23:42:57 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | LLMs aren't one of them. | 23:43:01 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | That's because LLMs don't learn rules. They learn patterns. | 23:43:21 |
waltmck | You don't know what you're talking about, but I don't really see the point of continuing this discussion here | 23:44:03 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | Fantasizing about how this can be eliminated with "a little bit more data bro" is just making me sick. People keep saying it. | 23:44:06 |
waltmck | You can DM me if you want to talk about this further | 23:44:12 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | If it's so good, go and build it and demonstrate how it no longer causes problems, hallucinates or it wastes time. | 23:45:18 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | I will believe it when I see it. | 23:45:24 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | Most people have had enough of these lies and over exaggerations of capabilities, and fantasies of comparison to human brains, I am sure. | 23:45:48 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | Snake oil is not well respected. You will struggle to garner respect for selling, promoting snake oil. | 23:47:26 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | Sorry about the temperature there, comparing it to a brain is just setting off my BS detector super hard. | 23:50:50 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | It is not really the idea that there are comparable elements. It's the fact you said it so casually, as if it is self evident. Like how Sam Altman says we should obviously build a dyson sphere and everyone laughs, but he's actually serious. | 23:52:32 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | * | 23:53:02 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | * | 23:54:49 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | I think we need an AI debate channel, this is leaking into everything. | 23:57:07 |
| 14 Mar 2026 |
problems | you're in the right here. | 00:00:07 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | You know what you could do to make up for the AI slop? @waltmck:matrix.org
https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/openai/95ec6a88-fbd8-4e9c-9924-53d6c2afd51a
https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/openai/09253a0e-a2b8-49d1-80bb-6955ba3b08a3
| 00:00:25 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | Get one of those roles and then pipe the hype money into a project you love | 00:00:37 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | * | 00:00:44 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | * | 00:00:57 |
problems | if anyone can get a hype role at openai it's certainly not someone who knows what they're doing, so right on | 00:01:40 |
matthewcroughan - nix.zone | It is a contentious issue, and people are beginning to pick sides. | 00:06:21 |
magic_rb | cause people keep fucking bringing it up, making PRs with and then expect a pat on the back for burning the planet and stealing everyones work, fuck no | 00:10:43 |